The World's
Biggest Cock

Coming Soon. Premature Subscribers Welcome.

Yes, it's a rooster. What did you think?

We're building a 1,000,000 pixel rooster mosaic.
You pay $1 per pixel. Your face goes on the cock.
It's basically fine art.

Pixels Claimed

0 / 1,000,000

How It Works

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1. Pay Up

$1 per pixel. Minimum 100 pixels because we have standards.

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2. Send Your Face

Upload whatever you want. Your face. Your logo. Your cat. We don't judge.

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3. Get On The Cock

Your image becomes part of the world's biggest cock. Tell your mother.

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4. Profit???

Or at least get a screenshot for your LinkedIn. "Part of something bigger."

TechCrunch The Verge CNN Your Mom's Facebook WikiHow Pornhub (yet)

Is this real?

As real as it gets. We bought the domain. We're building the cock. The cock will be built.

Why would I pay to be on a giant cock?

Why wouldn't you? People paid $1M to be on a homepage of colored pixels in 2005. At least our pixels form something beautiful. A cock.

Is it actually a rooster?

It's a 1,000 x 1,000 pixel mosaic of a majestic rooster. Get your mind out of the gutter. Or don't. We don't care. Just buy pixels.

Can I put anything on my pixels?

Almost anything. If it would get us arrested, probably not. Everything else? Cock away.

What if it doesn't reach $1,000,000?

Then we'll have the world's biggest half-finished cock, which honestly might be funnier.

Can I get a refund?

No. Your pixel is on the cock forever. This is a permanent life decision. Choose wisely.